Featured: Minutes from the last coven meeting: by Unnamed Lowly Initiate

Earlier features:
Who's Who in the Cult of the Flaky Hardware

"Thy meetings are to have minutes."
-CcLeader

Meeting of Coven#1642-D
Attended by 16 lowly initiates; sixteen men, and zero women.
At one point we thought there was a woman coming, but she had the wrong room.

22:00 - Consecrated the grounds. (Peter spilled Mt. Dew on the carpet)

22:05 - Exorcised the malignant spirits. (Agreed that Sailor Moon, the American version, truly sucks.)

22:20 - Turned on projector for initial presentation

22:22 - Fought with projector to get it to work

22:28 - Fought with eachother over how to fight with projector

22:45 - Decided to use blackboard

23:00 - Found chalk

23:05 - Treasurer's report: we've spent all our money on the projector.

23:10 - Told Star Trek jokes

23:15 - Silently grieved the fact that no women came to this meeting.

23:20 - Reminisced about times that we've seen women and what they would have said if they had talked to us.

23:30 - Pretended to cast freaky cult spells on eachother that supposedly make us more attractive. Laughed uncomfortably.

23:35 - Realized the projector wasn't plugged in.

24:40 - Argued about whose fault it was.

24:55 - Concluded that we all like software better anyway

24:59 - Spoke a blessing to Steve Wozniak

00:00 - Adjourned to only major restaurant chain in the area still open at this time of night.

Just a quick note, in case you're wondering. There are women in Coven#1642-D. They just don't go to meetings.
-the Pedro Picasso