Obligatory list of what would otherwise be sentences in a disjointed paragraph:

• I am a resident of Raleigh, North Carolina on the east coast of the United States.
• I graduated from NC State University where I studied Computer Science.
• I am a Christian, raised Roman Catholic.
• I have been and will be a community theatre actor.
• The quote "Eloquence is logic on fire." is from the Linux fortune file.
• The name "Pedro Picasso" was an evolving malformation of my name that I have Mariela D. and Brian L. to thank for.
• I don't care for offers to take my money.
• I do care for offers of free money.
• I don't know why you're reading this.
• I am a happy, well adjusted human being.
• I aspire to lead the world's greatest electronic art and entertainment studio, thereby raising the bar for electronic entertainment worldwide and making videogames a respectable art form.
• I am married to my high school sweetheart, Jamie. We plan married in November 17th, 2002.
• I vote, but do not affiliate myself with any of the current political parties in the US.
• I respect the rights of individuals, but recognize the need for individuals to protect these rights with intervening representative governments.
• My hobbies include acting, programming, game design, game-playing, roleplaying, creating music, creating rap music, writing fiction, writing humor, and writing web pages about myself that may or may not contain fiction, humor, and rap music.
• My favorite form of art is the female body.
• This page was updated on Tuesday, July 2nd, 2002 at 4:45pm. It was not spellchecked.
• I was born on the third of September in 1979; it was a Monday.

I like to think of myself as being gentle, outgoing, humorous, and intelligent, though not necessarily in that order. My style of humor is semi-random, sometimes vulgar, rarely insulting, and often self-depricating.